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| no_rem | Овальный кабинет :-) | [Ответить] |
| We take you now to the Oval Office.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What`s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China George: That`s what I want to know Condi: That`s what I`m telling you. George: That`s what I`m asking you. Who is the new leader of China Condi: Yes George: I mean the fellow`s name. Condi: Hu George: The guy in China Condi: Hu George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leader China. George: Now whaddya` asking me for? Condi: I`m telling you Hu is leading China George: Well, I`m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That`s the man`s name. George: That`s who`s name? Condi: yes George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the MiddleEast. Condi: That`s correct George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, Thanks Condi: You want Kofi? Goerge: No Condi: You don`t want Kofi George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please me the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N. Condi: Hu is the guy in China George: Will you stay out of China? Condi: Yes, sir George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. ( Condi picks up the phone ) Condi: Rice, here George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? | ||
| Ночной_Дозор | Re: Овальный кабинет :-) | [Ответить] |
| Что за бред? Ну Буш ладно а Кондализа на себя не похожа. | ||
| Сергей | Re: Овальный кабинет :-) | [Ответить] |
| оч хорошо :))) а откуда это? | ||
| Ночной_Дозор | Re: Овальный кабинет :-) | [Ответить] |
| Из пленок Мельниченко? | ||
| no_rem | Re: Овальный кабинет :-) | [Ответить] |
| Из записок Моники :-)
Откуда - понятия не имею. Пришло по почте. Очень понравилось. Чудесный язык. | ||
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